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One Liners Sounds

Famous one liners from movies and television. Find some of your favorite quotes right here from many a familiar face.


File Size  Length  Description
 
2beamup.wav 36k 2 sec   Communicator chirp followed by Captain Kirk saying "Two to beam up, Scotty."

3stoog.wav 16k 2 sec   Curley from the Three Stooges says "I'm trying to think, but nothing happens!"

allrite.wav 22k 2 sec   Jim Carey says "Alllll righty then."

awayigo.wav 50k 4 sec   Underdog says "Whem help is needed, I am not slow. It's hip, hip, hip, and away I go!"

back.wav 14k 2 sec   Arnold says "I'll be back."

backoff.wav 52k 2 sec   Robocop advises "Back off! Or there will be trouble."

bugs.wav 24k 2 sec   While chomping on a carrot, Bugs asks "Ehhh, What's up Doc?"

bullwink.wav 15k 2 sec   Bullsinkle says "Hello out there in TV land!"

clint.wav 32k 3 sec   "Go ahead, make my day."

clous001.wav 35k 3 sec   Kato from 'The Pink Panther' says "Inspector Clouseau's residence, one moment please."

dickless.wav 35k 3 sec   From Ghostbusters, Bill Murray says "Yes it's true. This man has no d*ck."

forcebwu.wav 31k 2 sec   Obi Wan Kenobi says "The Force will be with you."

getsmall.wav 43k 2 sec   Way old Steve Martin off an album "I like to... get small."

givedamn.wav 47k 2 sec   From 'Gone With the Wind', "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."

gnarly.wav 25k 2 sec   Jeff Spicolli exclaims "Oh, gnarley!"

goodies.wav 35k 3 sec   Yogi Bear asks "I repeat sir, where's the goodies?"

halsorry.wav 42k 3 sec   HAL 9000 states "I'm sorry Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."

hogan013.wav 28k 2 sec   From Hogan's Heroes, Sergeant Schultz says "I know nothing! Nothing!"

janeslut.wav 15k 1 sec   From the original Saturday Night Live news, Dan Aykroyd says to Jane Curtain "Jane you ignorant slut."

kicktire.wav 33k 3 sec   From Independance Day, pilot says "Lets kick the tires, and light the fires, big daddy."

maewest.wav 35k 6 sec   Mae West says "Why don't you come up some time and see me. I'm home every evening, warm, dark, and handsome."

makeitso.wav 12k 1 sec   Captain Picard says "Make it so."

puddytat.wav 41k 3 sec   Tweety Bird says "I tought I saw a puddy tat!"

wwsports.wav 58k 5 sec   From Blazing Saddles, Slim Pickens asks "What in the wide wide world of sports is a goin' on here?"

youkid.wav 16k 2 sec   From Casa Blanca, Bogart says "Here's looking at you kid."

yourang.wav 12k 1 sec   Lurch from the original Addams Family TV show asks "You rang?"



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