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HAL 9000 Sounds

HAL's quotes from his two movies, 2001 and 2010.

File Size  Length  Description
1moment.wav 13k 2 sec   Hal says "Just one moment please."

2010_05.wav 21k 1 sec   Thank you for a very enjoyable game.

afraid.wav 25k 2 sec   I'm afraid I can't do that.

beep.wav 6k 1 sec   A beep from HAL.

better.wav 131k 3 sec   I feel much better now. I really do.

cantalow.wav 63k 5 sec   I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me. And I'm afraid that's something I can not allow to happen.

dave.wav 116k 2 sec   HAL asks "Just what do you think your doing, Dave?"

delay.wav 27k 1 sec   I'm sorry for the delay.

error.wav 542k 12 sec   Hal advises "Well I don't think there is any question about it. It can only be attributable to human error. This sort of thing has cropped up before, and it has always been due ot human error."

fault.wav 17k 1 sec   I've just picked up a fault.

function.wav 15k 2 sec   Hal advises "All systems are functional." This is a good start up sound for Windows.

goodbye.wav 10k 1 sec   HAL bids you "Goodbye."

halodd.wav 29k 2 sec   There are some extremely odd things about this.

halsorry.wav 42k 3 sec   HAL 9000 states "I'm sorry Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."

halupset.wav 31k 2 sec   Hal says "I can see you're really upset about this."

mesage4u.wav 13k 2 sec   HAL advises "There is a message for you." This one is great for an email notification sound!

moment.wav 32k 2 sec   HAL says "Just a moment. Just a moment."

operatnl.wav 43k 3 sec   I'm completely operational, and all my circuits are functioning perfectly.

puzzlin.wav 69k 6 sec   Hal advises "It's puzzling... I don't think I've ever seen anything quite like this before."

well.wav 25k 2 sec   Everything is going extremely well.

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